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I know that there has not been much posting these last few months. Once the semester hit I did not have the time to get around to blogging. The graded assignments took priority over the blogs that aren’t. As the semester winds down I hope to work on posting things. Hope everyone is having a wonderful fall!


This is a very convicting listed given by Derek Brown. Its main aim is students at a theological school (bible or seminary). Yet, I don’t believe that it is wrong to say that there isn’t something in here for everyone. Give each point a read and see if it can’t apply to you in some way.


  • 1. Cultivate pride by writing only to impress your professors instead of writing to better understand and more clearly communicate truth.
  • 2. Perfect the fine art of corner-cutting by not really researching for a paper but instead writing your uneducated and unsubstantiated opinions and filling them in with strategically placed footnotes.
  • 3. Mistake the amount of education you receive with the actual knowledge you obtain. Keep telling yourself, “I’ll really start learning this stuff when I do my Th.M or my Ph.D.”
  • 4. Nurture an attitude of superiority, competition, and condescension toward fellow seminary students. Secretly speak ill of them with friends and with your spouse.
  • 5. Regularly question the wisdom and competency of your professors. Find ways to disrespect your professors by questioning them publicly in class and by trying to make them look foolish.
  • 6. Neglect personal worship, Bible reading and prayer.
  • 7. Don’t evangelize your neighbors.
  • 8. Practice misquoting and misrepresenting positions and ideas you don’t agree with. Be lazy and don’t attempt to understand opposing views; instead, nurse your prejudices and exalt your opinions by superficial reading and listening.
  • 9. Give your opinion as often as possible – especially in class. Ask questions that show off your knowledge instead of questions that demonstrate a genuine inquiry.
  • 10. Speak of heretical movements, teachers, and doctrine with an air of disdain and levity.
  • 11. Find better things to do than serve in your local church.
  • 12. Fill your life with questionable movies, television, internet, and music.
  • 13. Set aside fellowship and accountability with fellow brothers in Christ.
  • 14. Let your study of divine things become dull, boring, lifeless, and mundane.
  • 15. Chip away at your integrity by signing your school’s covenant and then breaking it under the delusion that, “Those rules are legalistic anyway.”
  • 16. Don’t read to learn; read only to refute what you believe is wrong.
  • 17. Convince yourself that you already know all this stuff.
  • 18. Just study. Don’t exercise, spend time with your family, or work.
  • 19. Save major papers for the last possible moment so that you can ensure that you don’t really learn anything by writing them.
  • 20. Don’t waste your time forming friendships with your professors and those older and wiser than you.
  • 21. Make the mistake of thinking that your education guarantees your success in ministry.
  • 22. Don’t study devotionally. You’ll never make it as a big time scholar if you do that. Scholars need to be cool, detached, and unbiased – certainly not Jesus freaks.
  • 23. Day dream about future opportunities to the point that you get nothing out of your current opportunity to learn God’s Word.
  • 24. Do other things while in class instead of listening – like homework, scheduling, letter-writing, and email.
  • 25. Spend more time blogging than studying.
  • 26. Avoid chapel and other opportunities for corporate worship.
  • 27. Argue angrily with those who don’t see things your way. Whatever you do, don’t read and meditate on II Timothy 2:24-26 and James 3:13-18 as you prepare for ministry.
  • 28. Set your hopes on an easy, cushy pastorate for when you graduate. Determine now not to obey God when he calls you to serve in a difficult church.
  • 29. Look forward to the day when you won’t have to concern yourself with all this theology and when you will be able to just “preach Jesus.”
  • 30. Forget that your primary responsibility is care for your family through provision, shepherding, and leadership.
  • 31. Master Calvin, Owen, and Edwards, but not the Law, Prophets, and Apostles.
  • 32. Gain knowledge in order to merely teach others. Don’t expend the effort it takes to deal with your own heart.
  • 33. Pick apart your pastor’s sermons every week. Only point out his mistakes and his poor theological reasoning so you don’t have to be convicted by anything he says.
  • 34. Protect yourself from real fellowship by only talking about theology and never about your personal spiritual issues, sin, and struggles.
  • 35. Comfort yourself with the delusion that you will start seriously dealing with sin as soon as you become a pastor; right now it’s not really that big a deal.
  • 36. Don’t serve the poor, visit the sick, or care for widows and orphans – save that stuff for the uneducated, non-seminary trained, lay Christians.
  • 37. Keep telling yourself that you want to preach, but don’t ever seek opportunities to preach, especially at local rescue missions and nursing homes. Wait until your church candidacy to preach your first sermon.
  • 38. Let envy keep you from profiting from sermons preached by fellow students.
  • 39. Resent behind-the-scenes, unrecognized service. Only serve in areas where you are sure you will receive praise and accolades.
  • 40. Appear spiritual and knowledgeable at all costs. Don’t let others see your imperfections and ignorance, even if it means you have to lie.
  • 41. Love books and theology and ministry more than the Lord Jesus Christ.
  • 42. Let your passion for the gospel be replaced by passion for complex doctrinal speculation.
  • 43. Become angry, resentful and devastated when you receive something less than an A.
  • 44. Let your excitement for ministry increase or decrease in direct proportion to the accolades or criticisms you receive from your professors.
  • 45. Don’t really try to learn the languages – let Bible Works do all the work for you.

Not that the past has any magic about it, but because we cannot study the future, and yet need something to set against the present, it reminds us that the basic assumptions have been quite different in different periods and that much which seems certain to the uneducated is merely temporary fashion. A man who has lived in many places is not likely to be deceived by the local errors of his native village; the scholar has lived in many times and is therefore in some degree immune from the great cataract of nonsense that pours from the press and the microphone of his own age.

From, Learning in War-Time, C. S. Lewis

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